WARNING: You are about to read the greatest Dreamforce landing page of all time.
Whether you clicked a link or scanned a QR code, you found your way to this Dreamforce landing page.
Congratulations! 
I applaud your technology skills. You are a Trailblazer.
On a related note, my paltry marketing budget worked out.
Let’s pat ourselves on the back. We already won Dreamforce.
How did you get here?
- Maybe you clicked a link on LinkedIn while distracting yourself from work or avoiding your boss.
- Maybe someone told you, “Scan that guy’s shirt! His website is hilarious!
” - Maybe we had an awkward conversation waiting in line for coffee.
- Maybe we had an exhilarating discussion about Salesforce Revenue Cloud.
- Maybe you caused a scene at Dreamfest when you ran up to me and screamed, “Oh, my god! Are you the CPQ guy?!
” - Maybe you found my Salesforce Revenue Cloud at Dreamforce 2024 page, and thought, “This is a work of genius. I have to talk to this guy!”
- Maybe you wanted to take a photo of my majestic beard, but I turned away at the last moment, and you inadvertently scanned the QR code on the back of my T-shirt.
- Maybe you love scanning QR codes and appreciate a good sales funnel.
- Maybe you are sick of reading lame shit on other websites (i.e., [Company] is the leading provider of [Offering] solutions for [Industry] companies that want to decrease costs and increase revenue.).
However you got here, I am glad you are here, and I love you the same. 
“Who the hell are you?”
I’m glad you asked. I will explain.
But first, here is a ridiculous headshot of me to make you think I am important, stylish, and handsome. No autographs, please.
Yes, I look like this in real life. No, I am not as dumb as I look. I promise. 
Who am I?
My name is John Garvens. I am the owner and principal architect at Garvens Consulting, an unimaginatively-named Salesforce consulting partner located in Freeport, Illinois, a small town you have never heard of until now.
Just because I live in a small town does not mean I am small-time. Over the years, I have worked with hundreds of Salesforce Revenue Cloud customers, including some of the biggest names in business and technology.
I have worked as a Salesforce administrator, consultant, and architect. I have trained more than 450 Trailblazers on Salesforce Revenue Cloud. I have worked for Salesforce customers and partners and even spent time at the mothership itself as a Revenue Cloud implementation architect and solution architect.
TL;DR I know my shit when it comes to Salesforce Revenue Cloud. 
Click here to learn about Salesforce Revenue Cloud at Dreamforce 2024.
Let’s talk shop!
Enter your contact information to discuss Salesforce Revenue Cloud after Dreamforce. I look forward to hearing from you!
Have an amazing Dreamforce! I will talk to you soon.
John Garvens
Owner & Principal Architect
Garvens Consulting
P.S. I will follow up with you after Dreamforce to schedule a virtual coffee chat. I cannot afford to go galavanting worldwide for cups of coffee.