⚠️ WARNING: You are about to read the greatest Dreamforce landing page of all time.
Whether you clicked a link or scanned a QR code, you found your way to this Dreamforce landing page.
Congratulations! 🥳 I applaud your technology skills. You are a Trailblazer.
On a related note, my paltry marketing budget worked out.
Let’s pat ourselves on the back. We already won Dreamforce.
How did you get here?
- Maybe you clicked a link on LinkedIn while distracting yourself from work or avoiding your boss. 😬
- Maybe someone told you, “Scan that guy’s shirt! His website is hilarious! 😆”
- Maybe we had an awkward conversation waiting in line for coffee.
- Maybe we had an exhilarating discussion about Salesforce Revenue Cloud.
- Maybe you caused a scene at Dreamfest when you ran up to me and screamed, “Oh, my god! Are you the CPQ guy?! 😍”
- Maybe you found my Salesforce Revenue Cloud at Dreamforce 2024 page, and thought, “This is a work of genius. I have to talk to this guy!”
- Maybe you wanted to take a photo of my majestic beard, but I turned away at the last moment, and you inadvertently scanned the QR code on the back of my T-shirt.
- Maybe you love scanning QR codes and appreciate a good sales funnel.
- Maybe you are sick of reading lame shit on other websites (i.e., [Company] is the leading provider of [Offering] solutions for [Industry] companies that want to decrease costs and increase revenue.). 😴
However you got here, I am glad you are here, and I love you the same. ❤️
“Who the hell are you?”
I’m glad you asked. I will explain.
But first, here is a ridiculous headshot of me to make you think I am important, stylish, and handsome. No autographs, please.
Yes, I look like this in real life. No, I am not as dumb as I look. I promise. 🤓
Who am I?
My name is John Garvens. I am the owner and principal architect at Garvens Consulting, an unimaginatively-named Salesforce consulting partner located in Freeport, Illinois, a small town you have never heard of until now.
Just because I live in a small town does not mean I am small-time. Over the years, I have worked with hundreds of Salesforce Revenue Cloud customers, including some of the biggest names in business and technology.
I have worked as a Salesforce administrator, consultant, and architect. I have trained more than 450 Trailblazers on Salesforce Revenue Cloud. I have worked for Salesforce customers and partners and even spent time at the mothership itself as a Revenue Cloud implementation architect and solution architect.
TL;DR I know my shit when it comes to Salesforce Revenue Cloud. 🎤
Click here to learn about Salesforce Revenue Cloud at Dreamforce 2024.
Let’s talk shop!
Enter your contact information to discuss Salesforce Revenue Cloud after Dreamforce. I look forward to hearing from you!
Have an amazing Dreamforce! I will talk to you soon.
John Garvens
Owner & Principal Architect
Garvens Consulting
P.S. I will follow up with you after Dreamforce to schedule a virtual coffee chat. I cannot afford to go galavanting worldwide for cups of coffee.